Sunday, 17 June 2012

My Observations for Euro 2012

Its a fixed thing that the hosts have to bow out in the first phase itself, afterall chance to host is given to only those who make way in the group stage.

So when the Greece football team win, is it wise to say that give the Greeks some credit ??

Spain's decision to put up a 4-6-0 in the first game was in agitation to non inclusion of Shakira on pre tournament relaxing time. Ohh and you thought it was due to non inclusion of Soldado !!

Who says Messi is not playing at the Euros, the crowd doesn't think so, do they ??

There is a popular term called the 'The Luck of the Irish' but clearly the Ireland Football team haven't got it with them.

But the Danes seem to have found it !! #PaddyPower

Let whomsoever win the Euro 2012, but the prize money and the cup may just end with Germany. Afterall, its their initial investment aint it ??

Jordan Henderson won a place in the England squad through 'Win a Place at Euros' lucky draw !! Seems Legit !!

The likes of Turkey, Belgium & Serbia should have been here at the Euros, afterall Germany needs to defeat more teams no ??

Its a commentator's nightmare when Poland played Greece. Hint: Player names.

And finally, any which team wins the Euro 2012 be rest assured that John Terry will be there when the lift the trophy !!

Thursday, 14 June 2012

Junior Masterchef should be banned !!!

Yes, The hugely popular program Junior Masterchef should be banned and the reasons are legitimate.
For the not so couch potatoes, here is a background. The show is where kids aged 9 to 12 years cook these amazing dishes and earn plaudits for the same and eventually one winner earns this grand prize.

So then the reasons start ...
Firstly, these small kids between the ages of 9 to 12 years produce these awesome dishes half of which I havent even heard. And the other half I cannot replicate. These kids are not supposed to cook like this mate. Suddenly my mom expects me to cook 'Chicken Spanakopita with Tomato Concasse' and yes Spanakopita is officially a word !!! Damn !!
Secondly, such events should not be recorded and if done then done so from a secretive location and to a select audience. Otherwise mothers all over will stop cooking and coax their loved ones to make weird dishes.
Thirdly, it inculcates a sense of humility & level headedness among the small children. At that age you are supposed to pull the other kids leg or boast how better you are and not we were equal and he/she is my best friend. Goshh ... I cannot take this anymore.
Next, for the winner he/she gets all the cool gizmos but related to cooking which obviously then wont use at their will and there will be close surveillance from their moms. Has the era of Barbie & GIJoes gone :O
Lastly, there is moolah involved too but it is part of this trust fund. So the kids invest their blood & sweat and moms sitting at home decide where to invest. Isnt this child labour?? :P

But all in all one awesome program and I am the #1 fan. Period.